On the last blog post, we’ve tackled about the causes of gynecomastia… Or in common terms, Man boobs. To be honest, this condition can be a serious thing. It may not impose grave health threats but it sure can make you look like a guy that has been liquefied and distorted using photoshop, making you an instant laughing stock of the group.
Heck, even celebrities have got no escape in acquiring this rather unusual androgynous phenomenon happening inside the body. One way or another, this condition is one hell of an unappealing way to show the “feminine side” of these Hollywood toughies.
So, give them a warm welcome (and a warm ginseng tea for a much-needed hormone balance), here are the 10 unforgettable celebrity man boobs and their aliases! (Oh, and please forgive those puns)
It seems that aging can really make a celebrity look like a washed out gym instructor. And clearly, this is what we’re seeing right now in Tom Cruise. It only goes to show that the Mission Impossible star is not an alien.
I almost let this funny guy slip past my list. Then again, I reconsidered! Will Ferrell may be the jack of all trades when it comes to throwing hard punchlines and movie adlibs, but it is undeniable and “cannot be unseen” that the Anchorman star’s man boobs are definitely the scene-stealer of the movie. Milk was definitely a bad choice, Ron!
Gone are the days when the American Idol honcho was all too skinny and sexy and flamboyantly-refined. Not to mention, the sharp accent and the striking remarks that can make Paula Abdul go crazy-drunk while on the set. Now, all the sarcastic looks and sardonic comments all came back to him, in the form of those pair of juicy busts.
U2 frontman, Bono still has it in terms of being a “rockstar”. But as far as his chest is concerned, rockstars have chiseled chest. Not “cheese-filled chest” Perhaps, he just got stuck in a moment. Nevertheless, Bono can still put on a good show, with or without his moobs.
The Oscars may have snubbed him a few times now, but believe you me, DiCaprio could be the next Orson Welles when it comes to acting and producing movies (Or is it just me). Heck, even in the looks department, Leo can surely pass as the auteur’s reincarnation. And it is starting to show on his beach bod. Despite that, for us, you’re still the king of the world!
At 61, Pierce Brosnan could still strut a Bond pose… But not on board shorts. Probably it’s because of too much shaken Martinis and perhaps, shrimp cocktails on the side when not on the job. Oh, well, cut the Goldeneye star some slack. Besides, he retired the ol’ tuxedo a long time ago. After all, with all that flabs, he’s still worthy to be called a silver fox.
There’s no denying that David Hasselhoff owns the toned, chiseled beach bod back in the nineties. But that was during his stint as a “lifeguard”. Today, the only thing that’s recognizable about The Hoff is his greying soggy bumpers that could easily bump his Knight Rider car, KITT off the scene.
True enough, Bruce Jenner’s breasticles has been keeping up with Kris’ and even Kim’s “breaking the internet” publicity stunt. And for the past few months or so, it seems that the famed Olympian has had a few bumps along the way since the break up with the Kardashian matriarch, sporting a weird frizzy mullet and a sudden weight gain. There, there, Bruce.
At 66, rock icon, Steven Tyler is still living the Rock & Roll life – touring, singing, everything an aspiring musician could ever imagine. Except of course for growing man-titties. As far as we all could remember, the Aerosmith frontman never had been wearing the same old open-button top to practically every concert they’ve had. That’s why it came as a surprise when photographs of him frolicking by the beach, sporting his man boobs started to emerge all over the internet. Perhaps, it’s safe to say that the ageing can somehow make your body feel “jaded”.
Good ol’ Jack has everything! Oscar-worthy filmography on his belt, Oscar wins, luxury of watching basketball games literally on the front-row seat, three beautiful children, and a pair of tits that could make a pre-adolescent girl cry out of sheer insecurity. Despite not in his best of form, the Cookoo’s Nest star didn’t mind getting mocked by the media for his appearance. Heck, He’s Jack Effin’ Nicholson. He can pretty much do what he pleases!
They maybe rockstars, famed actors and filthy rich media personality, but one thing is for sure. Utter disregard for hormone level can turn a hunk into a disturbing chunk. The best way to ensure a regulated and maintained hormone balance? Go with Wisconsin ginseng root!
Heck, even celebrities have got no escape in acquiring this rather unusual androgynous phenomenon happening inside the body. One way or another, this condition is one hell of an unappealing way to show the “feminine side” of these Hollywood toughies.
So, give them a warm welcome (and a warm ginseng tea for a much-needed hormone balance), here are the 10 unforgettable celebrity man boobs and their aliases! (Oh, and please forgive those puns)
10. Tom Cruise: From Top Gun to Top Buns
It seems that aging can really make a celebrity look like a washed out gym instructor. And clearly, this is what we’re seeing right now in Tom Cruise. It only goes to show that the Mission Impossible star is not an alien.
9. Will Ferrell: The Legend of Ron Burgun-tits
I almost let this funny guy slip past my list. Then again, I reconsidered! Will Ferrell may be the jack of all trades when it comes to throwing hard punchlines and movie adlibs, but it is undeniable and “cannot be unseen” that the Anchorman star’s man boobs are definitely the scene-stealer of the movie. Milk was definitely a bad choice, Ron!
8. Simon Cowell: The PECS Factor
Gone are the days when the American Idol honcho was all too skinny and sexy and flamboyantly-refined. Not to mention, the sharp accent and the striking remarks that can make Paula Abdul go crazy-drunk while on the set. Now, all the sarcastic looks and sardonic comments all came back to him, in the form of those pair of juicy busts.
7. Bono: Sunday Bumpy Sunday
U2 frontman, Bono still has it in terms of being a “rockstar”. But as far as his chest is concerned, rockstars have chiseled chest. Not “cheese-filled chest” Perhaps, he just got stuck in a moment. Nevertheless, Bono can still put on a good show, with or without his moobs.
6. Leo DiCaprio: Putting the TIT in Titanic
The Oscars may have snubbed him a few times now, but believe you me, DiCaprio could be the next Orson Welles when it comes to acting and producing movies (Or is it just me). Heck, even in the looks department, Leo can surely pass as the auteur’s reincarnation. And it is starting to show on his beach bod. Despite that, for us, you’re still the king of the world!
5. Pierce Brosnan: Agent Double O Sagging
At 61, Pierce Brosnan could still strut a Bond pose… But not on board shorts. Probably it’s because of too much shaken Martinis and perhaps, shrimp cocktails on the side when not on the job. Oh, well, cut the Goldeneye star some slack. Besides, he retired the ol’ tuxedo a long time ago. After all, with all that flabs, he’s still worthy to be called a silver fox.
4. David Hasselhoff: Boobwatch
There’s no denying that David Hasselhoff owns the toned, chiseled beach bod back in the nineties. But that was during his stint as a “lifeguard”. Today, the only thing that’s recognizable about The Hoff is his greying soggy bumpers that could easily bump his Knight Rider car, KITT off the scene.
3. Bruce Jenner: Keeping it UP with the Kardashians
True enough, Bruce Jenner’s breasticles has been keeping up with Kris’ and even Kim’s “breaking the internet” publicity stunt. And for the past few months or so, it seems that the famed Olympian has had a few bumps along the way since the break up with the Kardashian matriarch, sporting a weird frizzy mullet and a sudden weight gain. There, there, Bruce.
2. Steven Tyler: Dude Is Now A Lady
At 66, rock icon, Steven Tyler is still living the Rock & Roll life – touring, singing, everything an aspiring musician could ever imagine. Except of course for growing man-titties. As far as we all could remember, the Aerosmith frontman never had been wearing the same old open-button top to practically every concert they’ve had. That’s why it came as a surprise when photographs of him frolicking by the beach, sporting his man boobs started to emerge all over the internet. Perhaps, it’s safe to say that the ageing can somehow make your body feel “jaded”.
1. Jack Nicholson: The B***h Tits of Eastwick
Good ol’ Jack has everything! Oscar-worthy filmography on his belt, Oscar wins, luxury of watching basketball games literally on the front-row seat, three beautiful children, and a pair of tits that could make a pre-adolescent girl cry out of sheer insecurity. Despite not in his best of form, the Cookoo’s Nest star didn’t mind getting mocked by the media for his appearance. Heck, He’s Jack Effin’ Nicholson. He can pretty much do what he pleases!
They maybe rockstars, famed actors and filthy rich media personality, but one thing is for sure. Utter disregard for hormone level can turn a hunk into a disturbing chunk. The best way to ensure a regulated and maintained hormone balance? Go with Wisconsin ginseng root!
